||[Jun. 25th, 2006|03:02 pm]
Dear Previous Owner;
I am thoroughly disgusted with your lack of hygeine skills. The keyboard is not a garbage recepticle, a napkin or even a plate. Therefore, your food crumbs do not belong wedged between the keys, building up into an Everest of Grossness.
Did you eat your lunch in front of your computer everyday, mouth gaping ridiciously, poised over the keyboard just so, perfectly so that you wouldn't lose one morsel of food to the ground?
Did you never have time to break for lunch because you were so keen about taking calls? Must answer phone... Hah. I doubt that... no one in here is that dedicated.
Was it because you had never heard of lunchrooms? Or perhaps you were not familiar with the concept of a plate. Maybe the plentiful desk-space threw you off. Logically, the keyboard was the only reasonable place to eat food from.
Or do you have no friends, previous owner? So you hid confined in your cubicle, eating lunch in front of the computer, feigning extreme interest in java game you were playing? This seems the most likely situation, considering the amount of souveneirs you so kindly left for me, hidden not-so-steathily amoungst the buttons that I must rest my fingers upon each and every work day.
Please. Close your mouth when you eat, previous user. Get a plate. A Napkin. Use a table. Just stop abusing the keyboards, and leaving them for unsuspecting visitors.